
February 27, 2005
WEEKEND ESCAPE
Where a rooster makes the wake-up call
A friendly Central California farm stay satisfies two urban parents
and their tractor-loving toddler.
By Susan Carpenter, Times Staff Writer
Tractors do not yet rival cruise ships as vacation icons. But they
would if my 2-year-old were in charge. Thanks to the obscure video "Farm Country Ahead," my son
is obsessed with agricultural machinery, hay bales and cows. So
my boyfriend, Chris, and I did what doting parents do: We set out
to find him some.
Recreational tractor access, it turns out, is surprisingly limited
for us urbanites. We found ours through a farm stay the sort
of agrarian B & B that's long been available in Europe but wasn't
legalized in California until 2000. So far, only a handful of farms
offer guest accommodations; some let you pick fruit, others offer
wine tasting and cooking classes.
But we were looking for tractors and cows, which led us last month
to the Work Family Guest Ranch, a 12,000-acre cattle farm in the
remote hills of Monterey County. We chose it for its acreage and
animals 400 cows, several dozen horses and a handful of goats,
sheep and chickens.
Carpenter's naptime had come and gone in the car by the time we
got close to San Miguel, about 200 miles north of Los Angeles. "Keep
driving 'til you think you're lost," a stranger told us when
we asked for guidance. "Then keep driving some more."
Nearly an hour after we had pulled off U.S. 101 onto country highways,
we arrived at a barbed-wire gate. We passed a crumbling farmhouse,
a bustling stable and a man on a dirt-encrusted motorbike before
finding farm patriarch George Work, a 68-year-old third-generation
cattle rancher with a white Abe Lincoln beard.
Within 15 minutes, we'd met a herd of goats and Henry, the dog;
we'd climbed into the seat of a parked tractor and watched another
one in action. Back in the SUV, George pointed us up the steep,
three-quarters-mile hill to the main house. It was the first, and
probably only, time Chris ever needed his SUV's four-wheel drive.
He was thrilled.
More thrilling was the view from the Works' ranch-style house,
which takes in miles of lush green land unencumbered by a single
urban sight or sound. Responding to the crunch of tires on gravel,
Elaine Work emerged from her kitchen with a big smile and an extended
hand, the scent of peanut butter in her wake.
After unloading into our two-bedroom bungalow (read: mobile home),
we found George in the kitchen with a pile of fresh peanut butter
cookies and hot coffee. Three cats and a miniature poodle enticed
Carpenter outside to the patio. We followed and were treated to
a spectacular watercolor sunset. Elaine came out as well, to pick
greens from her garden that evening's salad.
Over supper, baked chicken and wine from a nearby vineyard, we
talked about the Works' farm and the state of American agriculture.
The Works are progressive, or holistic, farmers striving to balance
their financial needs with social and environmental concerns.
They started hosting farm stays (and lobbied for the law that allows
them) to supplement their income. The agricultural value of, and
profit from, their enormous acreage is far less than the tens of
millions it would fetch from developers. The Works aren't selling,
though other area farmers have.
We learned all this while our son was systematically emptying the
Works' cat-food container onto their kitchen floor, an activity
Elaine condoned. "A half-hour of entertainment taken care of
with the sweep of a broom," she said.
At 8:30 p.m., we returned to our bungalow. It was country chic,
with white shag carpet, floral wallpaper and artificial flowers.
In the living room, copies of Range, Sunset and Fine Gardening magazines
lay atop the coffee table between an overstuffed couch and electric
fireplace. 
After tucking our son into one of the twin beds, we spent the rest
of the night in conversation. There was no TV, no cellphone service,
and we didn't miss either.
A rural awakening
Our 2-year-old normally serves as our alarm clock, but on Saturday
we were awakened by a rooster. He had been crowing since about 5
a.m., but we ignored him for two hours. We got over to the Works
by 8 a.m. for breakfast, which, like dinner, is included in the
price of a night's stay.
Around 9, one of the Works' grandchildren showed up to bake her
own birthday cake for a party at the house later that night. All
three of the Works' children and five grandchildren live elsewhere
on the property and visit the main house regularly.
We followed George outside. First stop was a stable to feed his
two sheep. Next was the chicken coop to meet our rooster friend
and his clucking progeny. Afterward, we headed down the hill, where
George swept Carpenter up into his lap for a tractor ride.
Mission (half) accomplished.
A short drive took us to a remote area of the property for a guided
nature walk. Walking across ground that had been rooted by wild
pigs, George explained that he's testing grasses to find some that
will both feed his cows and rejuvenate the soil. We visited a dry
streambed and discovered sand dollars and a small piece of petrified
wood.
At noon, we returned to the trailer to put our boy down for a nap,
but he was too excited to sleep. At Elaine's recommendation, we
went into Paso Robles for lunch at Big Bubba's Bad BBQ, a newfangled
saloon with country music on the stereo and a mechanical bull in
the corner.
It was a pulled-pork sandwich for me, baby back ribs for the big
guy and bits of both our orders for the tot. Contrary to its name,
Big Bubba's Bad BBQ served up some of the best I've ever had.
Paso Robles being the new Napa, we stopped at Eberle Winery
one of many lining Highway 46 but Carpenter barely let us
taste the wine, let alone take a tour of its caves. We made our
Cabernet purchase quickly.
When we returned at 4 p.m., guests were just beginning to arrive
for the birthday party. I feared we'd be intruding, but Elaine said
we were welcome. The house was filled with 40 or so people by dinnertime,
half of them kids younger than 10, all of them running around the
yard, climbing trees and screaming.
Talk about kid friendly. Piñatas in the carport were followed
with pizza and homemade Chinese food. At cake time, only half the
kids sang "Happy Birthday." The rest stayed in the living
room, break dancing to Toby Keith.
The rooster crowed again Sunday morning, but we didn't get up and
dress until 8, at which time we breakfasted on fresh fruit, eggs
and lox.
Like the day before, we fed the sheep, greeted the chickens and
headed down the hill. This time, George arranged an up-close look
at the largest tractor he owns: an enormous John Deere harvester.
Surprisingly, Carpenter couldn't have cared less. Once the shed's
doors were thrown open, he happened upon the joys of throwing loose
straw. And that was that.
It was difficult to lure him away, but a nearby corral of neighing
horses eventually drew him out. If we'd made arrangements, we could
have gone horseback riding. Or hunting, for that matter.
But our main interests were tractors and cows, so that's where
we went to a part of the farm that had tillers, backhoes
and more farming equipment for our son to look at and touch, along
with lots of grass to run around in. The cows, unfortunately, were
grazing in a distant pasture, too muddy to get to by car. So on
that count, our mission failed. Our son didn't know and wouldn't
have cared if he did. He was in hog heaven.
Life on the farm Budget for three for this trip:
Lodging
Work Family Guest Ranch $332
Lunch
Big Bubba's Bad BBQ $57
Gas $35
Final tab $424
CALIFORNIA FARM STAYS: Work Family Guest Ranch, 75903 Ranchita Canyon Road, San Miguel;
(805) 467-3233, http://www.workranch.com . Cattle and horse ranch
with guest cottage and farm-stay program with a tour of the ranch.
Horseback rides, $40 per person; two-person minimum. $150 per night
includes dinner and breakfast. Reservations required. |